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A tennis commentator at the Monte Carlos Masters has today exclusively revealed to The Advocate that he wishes Stefanos Tsitsipas was still nursing the shoulder injury he incurred trying to roll a boulder up a hill, because his name is pretty much impossible to say with a lisp.
The commentator, who wishes to remain anonymous, told our reporter that he gets embarrassed trying to say ‘Thithipsth’ over and over again, adding that he often feels like he’s trying to summon a cat.
“There’s fucking two of them too”, he says, referring to Stefanos’s brother, Petros, who both made a winning start to the Monte Carlos Masters Doubles campaign, “Tsitsipas Tsitsipas Tsitsipas.”
“I feel like I’m trying to summon a cat.”
Tsitsipas is hoping to pull a three-peat at the Monte Carlo Masters this year, having won the Masters title in both 2021 and 2022. Unfortunately for the world’s lispy commentators, Tsitsipas and Novak Djokovic are considered the top favourites to win.
More to come.
