Highly Anticipated Beyoncé And Jay-Z Album Still Not Enough To Make Tidal A Thing
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
Beyoncé Knowles and Shawn Carter (Jay Z) have this week released a joint album titled ‘The Carters’, and while such a monumental feat...
Australia Sends Dutton To Advise Trump On Separating Immigrant Children From Their Parents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
US President and historical figure your grandchildren will get in trouble for impersonating at a fancy dress party, Donald Trump, has reportedly reached...
Scientists Confirm Post Malone Is 70% Labrador
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a year long study into his genetic make-up, scientists have today confirmed that 22-year-old cloud rapper Post Malone is 70% Labrador.
The study was...
Sesame Street Unveils Scary New Coastie Puppet, The Grog Monster
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet| CONTACT
The makers of the iconic and ever-popular children's television program Sesame Street have shocked parents and children today with a spooky...
Gran Still A Bit Funny About The Japanese
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Local sales manager Kerine Wright (24) has had a hard time convincing her grandma Olive Murphy (84) that Japan is...
African Village Somehow Manages To Build A School Without Any 19-Year-Old Australian Girls
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Central African community has today made headlines around the world, after building a school all by themselves, without help from any unskilled...
Terrorists Too Scared Of Russian Soccer Hooligans To Target FIFA World Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the FIFA World Cup underway, it appears there is far less concern about the possibility of terror attacks on crowds of soccer...
Study Finds Every Single Middle-Aged White Kiwi Woman Looks And Sounds Exactly The Same
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A new study by the Australian Bureau Of Statistics has found that 93% of all expatriated Pākehā women living in Australia have short cropped hair...
Obama Tells Dinner Guests What He Would’ve Said To Kim Jong-Un
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former US President Barack Obama has shared with his dinner guests what he would've said to Kim Jong-Un face-to-face...
Bill Clinton Exempt From #MeToo Because He’s A Nice Guy Once You Get To Know Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Bill Clinton has today confronted a re-emergence of his controversial sexual misconduct as President, stating while he believes the #MeToo movement is overdue,...
