World Genuinely Impressed Silvio Berlusconi Managed To Avoid COVID For This Long
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Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has finally succombed to the Covid-19.
After the incredible year the world and Italy has had, the...
US Police Struggling To Identify Link Between Civil Unrest And Them Killing Unarmed Black Men
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American police are urging anyone with information surrounding why their country keeps descending into riots every couple months to immediately contact them.
This comes...
World Health Organisation Informs Putin That Syringe Full Of Smirnoff Vodka Is Not A Vaccine
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The eagerly awaited Russian COVID-19 Vaccine unveiled by Russian leader Vladimir Putin is being administered to 40,000 test subjects, as part of...
America’s White Boys Urged To Calm Down And Make More Music Like Justin Timberlake’s 2002 Debut Solo Album ‘Justified’
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Today marked the beginning of the Democratic convention, which will ultimately end with the commencement of the Biden/Harris Presidential campaign.
The socially-distant gathering of...
Elon Musk Does Weird Thing
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The Tech World is abuzz this week after Elon Musk did some sort of weird thing.
The thing, which proved the old saying...
Overseas Friends Not Aware They’re Living In COVID-19 Ravaged Countries According To Instagram
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Coronavirus is continuing its spread across the world, with more than 20 million confirmed cases in 188 countries. More than 700,000 people have...
“Oh Did You Guys Only Just Figure Out A Vaccine Today?” Kim Jong-Un Tells Putin
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Just hours after his big announcement, Vladimir Putin has today had the smile wiped off his face, it can be confirmed.
The Betoota...
Lefties Confused As Two People With Slightly Different Political Views Agree To Work Together
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The global left-wing movement is currently sitting upright in disbelief this morning, following the news that Joe Biden has picked Kamala Harris to be his...
Report: New Zealand Just Showing Off Now
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As Australia comes to terms with another bad day of numbers from the two most populous states, a new report has revealed that...
Passive Aggressive TV Celebrity With More Money Than God Surprisingly A Bit Hard To Work With
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In the most recent headlines to take attention away from the COVID-19 pandemic, the Black Lives Matters movement, and the calls to stop...
