Gun Enthusiasts Outraged as Joe Biden Places Restrictions On Surface-To-Air Missiles
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
US President Joe Biden has enraged American gun enthusiasts with new restrictions on several popular types of surface-to-air missiles.
Under the revolutionary new...
“Well Thank Goodness That’s All Over!” Says White America
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
White Americans, from the College lawns to the Oval Office are today cheering at the news that they will never have to...
French Foreign Legion Unveil Elite New Training Facility To Rival Australian Navy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some news that will appease Australia's Little Man Syndrome on the global stage, our navy has reportedly sent shock waves around the...
Chinese Military Drop Claims To South China Sea After Learning About Australian Twerk Division
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The world is breathing a huge sigh of relief today, after reports the Chinese military is relinquishing its claim to the South China...
JK Rowling Suggests New Trans Tasman Bubble Isn’t A Real, Biological Bubble
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Fabled author JK Rowling has criticised the new Trans Tasman bubble this afternoon just hours after it was announced,...
Christians Observe First Victim Of Cancel Culture, Jesus Christ
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
To some, it seems as if you can’t say anything these days whether it’s about politics, sport, or women without fear of being...
Australian Who Spent Last Week Defending His Beloved Queen Now Embracing Proud Irish Heritage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Almost all restrictions on licensed venues around Australia have been pulled back today, just in time for one of the booziest days of...
“It’s Got Nothing To Do With Her Ghosting Me!” Screams Piers Morgan As Tears Stream Down Face
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Piers Morgan, the former host of Good Morning Britain has today fronted the press to assure everyone that he is not being fueled...
Queen Suggests A Family Catch Up In Paris So Harry And Meg Can Discuss Their Issues In Person
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The figurehead of the British Royal Family has today officially commented on Harry and Meghan's bombshell interview with Oprah.
In a statement released...
Report: Mate, As If You Ever Had A Chance With Meghan You Big Fat Creepy Old Loser
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
British TV host and famous sook, Piers Morgan has today spat the dummy after being unable to endure the backlash and criticism levelled...
