Anti-Fascist Punk Takes Break From Smoking Bongs In Grandma’s Basement To Mastermind Race Riot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Ohio-based ANTIFA member, Marshall Kent (24), says he was never really that political in college.
That was until he saw Hillary Clinton undermine Bernie Sanders chance of winning the Democratic presidential nomination, in turn handballing the White House to a white supremacist.
After that, he started going to protests. Some of them were violent, but he always knew...
COVID-19 Decides To Go Easy On America Because Of All Their Civil Unrest
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The deadly Coronavirus that is currently killing hundreds of thousands of people around the world has today released a statement announcing plans to cut America a bit of slack, because they've got enough going on right now.
This comes as a great relief to the protestors and police currently marching the streets in response to the extreme civil...
Opponents Of Political Correctness Now Rather Vocal Advocates For It After A Couple Car Fires
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The political outsiders who have spent the last decade peddling fake news articles and voting for populist conservatives who don't pander to political correctness, are now starting to realise that maybe they enjoy living in a world where people go out of their way to not hurt each other.
Complete civil disorder has reached boiling point and curfews...
Trump Clarifies The Direct Threat He Made About Shooting Protestors Was More A Vague Threat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
US President Donald Trump has today attempted to provide context to the extremely emotive language he used when threatening the lives of American citizens protesting the public murder of an unarmed black man by Minneapolis police.
"When the looting starts, the shooting starts" Mr Trump tweeted, paying direct homage to a quote from Walter E. Headley, the former...
Unidentified Flying Objects Identified As UFOs In New Footage
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The UFO community is abuzz today after the Pentagon reluctantly revealed the unidentified flying objects seen in footage declassified and released late last month are actually UFOs.
The footage, shot by US Navy pilots in 2004 and 2015, shows small bright lights moving in an unconventional manner, to the surprise of the pilots. Although leaked and released to the public in 2017,...
Rioters Ruin Their Chances Of Working For $6 An Hour With No Healthcare By Destroying Target
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Protesters have torched a police station, looted shops and graffitied public buildings in their calls for justice in Minneapolis - with the sentiment spreading across other cities in America overnight.
The Twin Cities Riots continue to escalate five days after an unarmed and handcuffed black man was murdered on camera by Minnesota police officers on May 25th.
However, politicians...
“Rioting Is Over The Top” Says Man That Took An AR15 To Town Hall Because He Wanted A Haircut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Protests have turned into riots throughout middle America overnight, as the citizen response to the Minnesota police murder of George Floyd descends into fires and looting.
The pressure cooker of racially-charged police brutality in America appears to have finally boiled over, with thousands of protestors taking to the streets in both Minneapolis and other cities overnight.
President Donald Trump...
Report: Sitting Opposite From Elon Musk At A Wedding Would Be The Absolute Pits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A new survey by Betoota's leading wedding magazine 'HITCHED' has found that there aren't many people in the world that would be worse to sit opposite from at a wedding than South-African-Canadian edgepreneur, Elon Musk.
Elon Musk just scraped to number one, above the likes of Carol Baskin, Henry Kissinger, Ellen DeGenres and that little shit who bought...
Russel Crowe Cast As Jeff Lowe In New TV Production Of Tiger King
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The new Tiger King series is set to have a distinct Aussie flavour the Betoota Advocate can reveal this morning.
Speaking exclusively to us this morning Russel Crowe has revealed that he's taken a role in the new fictitious depiction of the Tiger King chronicles.
The popular show depicts the going's on of the Big Cat scene in...
Hope Fading As Captain Planet Tests Positive For COVID-19
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The USA has been dealt a severe blow in President Donald Trump's self-imposed ‘War Against CoronaVirus’ as ‘90s children TV icon Captain Planet has tested positive for COVID-19.
Famous for uniting kids around the world to fight for Planet Earth, Captain Planet was the star of Captain Planet and the Planeteers, a program that educated children on pollution, drug...
