Prime Minister Turnbull is flawless, says Eastern Suburbs artist
22 September, 2015. 16:10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The newly sworn-in Prime Minister of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull, has today appeared as the subject of a...
New McDonalds breakfast item will only please dickheads
22 September, 2015. 16:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
MULTI-NATIONAL FAST food giant McDonalds announced today that in light of a recent report that suggests...
Nick Cave Begs Senator Brandis To Slash Funding To The Betoota Advocate
18 September, 2015. 16:10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Not even an entire day after Australian musical icon Nick Cave wrote andopen letter to Prime Minister...
Grown Man Who Enjoys Rollerblading Gets Way More Action Than You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Jerry Antoniou is a self-described "adrenaline junkie" who spends his afternoons taking part in high-speed rollerblading at local boardwalks.
Jerry...
Julia Gillard mentors Malcolm Turnbull ahead of leadership showdown
14 September, 2015. 15:36
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
FORMER PRIME MINISTER Julia Gillard has reportedly visited the openly-republican communications minister Malcolm Turnbull this morning...
Craft Cigarette Festival hits back at skyrocketing tobacco taxes
11 September, 2015. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
SPEAKING FROM THE HEART, tobacco enthusiast Max Davis says the latest 12.5% increase in the price...
Abbott Announces Off-Planetary Solution For Syrian Asylum Seekers
9 September, 2015. 11:10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The Australian Government today announced a 100-year economic model that shows a considerable reduction in the costs...
Fucking loser worried dishevelled Syrian refugee will take his job
8 September, 2015. 14:46
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
NATHAN DECANTER earns a little more than somebody on the NewStart allowance. Each morning, he rises...
Local Anti-Vaxxer Won’t Be Content Until Polio Comes Roaring Back Into Aussie Households
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
ANTI-VACCINATION ADVOCATES have banded together to form a co-op style daycare facility for children battling measles after the nation faces...
Great Australian Spelling Bee Contestant Tests Positive For Methylphenidate
4 September, 2015. 14:18
HARRY JENKINS | Entertainment | Contact
LESS THAN A WEEK out from the series finale, information has gotten out that a contestant from Network...
