Rolf Harris, Border Force and dry humping all have something in common
4 September, 2015. 11:04
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IT'S NOT THAT they're all embarrassing now, all of these horrible things were discussed this week...
Non-Profit Worker Constantly Told She Is Noble Despite Being The Opposite Of Noble
26 August, 2015. 10:10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
SARAH RIDGWAY says despite the fact that she has an irresponsible addiction to online shopping, and dedicates...
Dry Sex Is As Popular As Ever, Says Christian Teenagers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
DRY SEX. The sexual act made famous by teen comedy films in the 1980's, is still very much the...
Border Force Admits They Planned On Using Sniffer Dogs In CBD Visa Blitz
29 August, 2015. 16:45
ANTHONY SAHMELBAHN | Melbourne Correspondent | Contact
The Australian Border Force (ABF) has postponed Operation Fortitude, its inaugural visa blitz in Melbourne, this weekend due...
Tony Windsor Is Live Tweeting His Entire Road Trip To The Betoota Races
28 August, 2015. 10:10
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After months of campaigning, The Betoota Advocate team can proudly announce that we have managed to convince the former...
Dubbo farmer concedes climate change might be real after local tornado
25 August, 2015. 15:02
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A DUBBO FARMER has conceded that climate change "could very well be real" after a tornado...
Melbourne Rapper Bangs To Join Tame Impala On National Tour
25 August, 2015. 10:10
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Not even 24 hours after Melbourne rapper Ur Boy Bangs announced via Twitter that his upcoming...
Pete Evans Praised By Mainstream Media Skeptics For His Daring New Asbestos Broth Recipe
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Channel 9 is under fire tonight for once again giving air time to yet another clearly unwell subject. This follows last week's...
Local girl’s entire meal ruined by flat phone battery
23 August, 2015. 13:55
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Tuesday brunch was ruined today for a prominent Melbourne food blogger after her mobile phone ran out...
Queensland almond milk producer under fire for “battery almonds”
21 August, 2015. 12:01
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A factory farm housing more than 8,000 almond battery trees will be built in near Ipswich, west...
