Sportsbet Introduces New Speech-Enabled ‘Banter Card’ To Insult Timid Punters
17 May, 2016 18:15
MERV HARRIS | Culture | CONTACT
Betting website Sportsbet have today released their new ‘Sportsbet Banter Card', which contains a speech enabled application that audibly...
Complete arsehole shamelessly buys coffee on debit card
16 May, 2016. 14:23
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
AS ANY SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, barista or bar tender will tell you, whenever some poon hands you...
Bouncer Asks Patron To Recite Man From Snowy River Backwards While Hopping On One Foot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE tricks is to tell a punter to go for a walk around the block, or...
Queensland legalises running over cyclists just days after Uber blitz
11 May, 2016. 11:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
MAKING OUT WITH YOUR boyfriend in a country under Shari'a Law is considered safer than riding...
Local man ‘doesn’t feel like doing much’ after listening to Radiohead’s new album
10 May, 2016. 11:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
DESPITE HAVING MUCH TO do today, one local office dweller is contemplating chucking a sicky after...
Walkley Foundation now under pressure to give Waleed Aly award after Logies win
9 May, 2016. 11:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
TOWARDS THE END OF THE year, the Walkley Foundation is hosting its annual awards ceremony where...
Evidence of local man’s wild night recorded on shirt
8 May, 2016. 11:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
DESPITE NOT KNOWING what happened after 10pm, a local journalist says he has a fair idea...
Only A Very Small Part Of Melbourne Has Trendy Laneways, Says Jaded Middle Class
8 May, 2016 10:15
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Residents of Melbourne's outer suburbs have today insisted that the outsiders perception of the Victorian capital is nothing but a...
What no young Australian releases before they head out tonight
7 May, 2016. 18:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
KNOWING FULL WELL HE shouldn't be preparing to go out 'clubbing' tonight with the boys, one...
‘Ugly’ Logie Award to come with optional paper bag this year
7 May, 2016. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IN LIGHT OF RECENT REMARKS by a leading figure of Australia's entertainment industry, the organisers of the...
