Hungover Urine Probably Dark Enough To Warrant A Full Flush
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THERE IS A CERTAIN AROMA to urine that's gone stale inside a person, it usually smells like Tooheys White Stag passed...
Malcolm Turnbull proves he’s human after admitting he farts in bed
17 June, 2016. 13:34
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JUST DAYS AFTER THE Courier-Mail reported that the prime minister is a humanoid reptilian sent from the future...
Betoota Advocate’s Official Statement: Our Appearance In Bob Katter’s Campaign Video
15 June, 2016. 18:05
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The Betoota Advocate's editors Errol Parker and Clancy Overell would like to finally face the media regarding the swirling...
Local student adds ‘life-changing’ can of crab meat to mid-afternoon Mi Goreng
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THINKING HIS LIFE COULDN'T get any better after receiving as PS- grade in statistics this semester, one Cairns business...
First working-class Australian arrives in Thredbo to do some skiing
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THE SNOWY MOUNTAINS HAS long been an exclusive enclave, only accessible to those who can afford to take a...
Smarttraveller.gov.au updates travel advice to the United States
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STOPPING SHORT OF TELLING Australians to reconsider their need to travel to the United States, the Department of Foreign...
Local man only flies with Qantas because he doesn’t want to die
12 June, 2016. 11:45
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IN AN AGE WHERE flying is considered the safest method of transport, hundreds of people die...
Local man looks through old photos from a time when he liked Coldplay
11 June, 2016. 18:45
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IF THERE'S ANYTHING that every young person in the free world can agree on, it's that...
“I Took My Autistic Mate To The Casino And Lost $17,000 In Ten Minutes”
11 June, 2016. 11:34
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KEVIN GREENHOLM SAYS he should've walked out when his partner in crime started nearly sorting the...
Local Man Gives Up On Life And Has Thai For Breakfast
10 June, 2016. 12:34
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FINDING A NEW WAY of disgracing and embarrassing himself each day, friendly area bartender Martin Shorthorn...
