Man has 99 problems and they’re all related to his alcoholism
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KEVIN POWDER KNOWS ALL the words to 'You Belong To Me' by Taylor Swift unironically. It's a ripper yarn...
Baird Calls For Better Transport Options As Bridge Tournament Closes Down Kings Cross
4 September, 2016 13:10
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For the first time in his premiership, Mike Baird has admitted that there might be other factors involved in...
Man Pops Into Local Travel Agent Like It’s 1999
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Despite learning how to read and send emails, local bridge and wharf carpenter Lindsay Scoles considers booking international travel online...
Critically Endangered Redfern Junkie Spotted Near Trendy Japanese-Inspired Gastropub
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A NEW GROUP of critically endangered drug addicts have been spotted close to a trendy new Japanese-inspired gastropub, in...
QLD Greengrocers To Commence The Sale Of Milton Mangoes This Summer
1 September 2016
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In a move that was described as a ‘game changer’ by the fruit and vegetable association Fresh Markets Australia,...
Local sociopath to run half marathon for himself, not charity
1 September, 2016. 12:34
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WHEN YOUNG PROFESSIONAL MEN plan to do something unnecessarily physical, it's usually in the name of...
Local ugly person makes social media display pictures them as a baby
31 August, 2015 11:30
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IN WHAT'S BEING INTERPRETED as a thinly veiled attempt to deflect some of the self-loathing Nathan Truman has for...
‘Blackface isn’t THAT racist,’ says man who shouts at his wife in public
29 August, 2016. 14:34
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WHETHER SHE'S ALLEGEDLY LOOKING TO rekindle a high school romance or spent just a little too much...
“After Living In Byron For 6 Months, You Really Get Sick Of These Blow-Ins”
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After living in the alternative, eco-friendly beach town of Byron Bay for just over 6 months, Kiara Godfrey (29) says she's starting...
Turnbull urges Labor stop being ‘gay c*nts’ and help him pass same-sex marriage plebiscite
28 August, 2016. 14:34
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THE PRIME MINITER HAS CALLED on Opposition leader Bill Shorten to stop being such a difficult...
