Man Who Has Never Visited The Goldie Before Cuts Out The Middleman And Glasses Himself
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Despite having a disposable income and below average intelligence, Darren Callaghan has yet to visit Queensland's Gold Coast, opting instead to cut...
Darwin Praised As Only Capital City Not Currently Fucking Up A Light Rail Project
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The capital of the Northern Territory is today being complimented by the rest of the country.
This comes after the city of Darwin confirmed...
“What’s This Prick Up To Now?” Asks Nation
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After a few years laying relatively low, Tom Waterhouse is floating around again.
The son of famous trainer Gai Waterhouse isn't popping up on...
Climate Change Proven To Be False After Environment Minister Visits Cable Beach At Low-Tide
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Even after re-reading the critical United Nation's IPCC report this morning, Federal Environment Minister Melissa Price is still arguing that 91 of the...
Fully Functional Adults Decide To Take Work Off To Wave At Duke And Duchess From A Distance
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Angela Green and Sam Newman confirmed to The Advocate a short time ago that it's pretty lucky that their works can't tell them what...
Wentworth Voters Send Strong Message To Liberals By Voting In White Middle Aged Doctor
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The high net worth Sydney electorate of Wentworth has made its voice heard loud and clear this weekend.
After having its silver-tongued Member turfed...
Hung Parliament: Desperate PM Gives Bob Katter Green Light To Kill As Many Crocs As He Wants
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Prime minister Scott Morrison has a minority government and the crossbench has a new MP after Kerryn Phelps dominated the Liberals a record-breaking defeat by a record-breaking...
Servo Attendant Only Man In Local Diva’s Life Who Knows What She Looks Like Without Make Up
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Claudia Smith-Jones (26) is one of Betoota’s hottest socialites, she’s known around town for her flawless complexion, immaculate hair and enviable style. People...
“Guess Who [Out Of The 7.6 Billion People On Planet Earth] I Ran Into Today?!” Asks Girlfriend
A local woman has just asked her boyfriend a question with literally an infinite amount of answers and appears to be insisting on him...
Opening Guitar Riff From “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” Kicks Girl’s Drinks Into Warp Speed
The girls have been on a pretty solid trajectory this afternoon at Betoota Bowling Club, with rosé and aperol flowing like the once great...
