Wentworth By-Election: Shorten Might Just Sit This One Out Aye
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Candidates for Wentworth have taken to the streets in an last ditch effort to garner voter support at the ballots for today's by-election.
Independent...
Report: Meghan Apparently Pronounced Meh-Gn
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The Australian public have been fortunate enough to have every breath, blink and step of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s visit covered...
“It Was Before All That Stuff In Cronulla” Says Man With Southern Cross Tattoo
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Owner of a Southern Cross tattoo Nick Ward (34) wants to make it very clear to anyone who has viewed the constellation inked...
Report: Asian Friends Have Other Facebook Group That You Wouldn’t Get
Local woman Samantha (28) has been left feeling like an outsider in her own peer group as her previously unacquainted friends Diane (29) and...
Nation’s Half-Pissed Stockbrokers Distraught To Learn New $50 Notes Aren’t ATM Friendly
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Stockbrokers around the country are sprouting the timeless phrase; 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it,' today.
This comes after the Reserve Bank of...
Filthy Snitch Coworker BCCs The Boss In Stern Email
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A local filthy snitch has today stitched up a colleague by sending through an email query without disclosing that the boss has been...
Excessive Taxes On Linen Shirts Proves To Be Number One Voter Concern In Wentworth By-Election
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With the Wentworth by-election just days away, voters in the electorate have a unique opportunity to send a clear signal to the Federal...
Tasmanian Charged With Clubbing Penguins To Death Walks Free After Saying It Was For Dark Mofo
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A Tasmanian man who bludgeoned six penguins to death has had his sentence thrown out, after telling the courts that it was for...
Libs Target Rowdy Springbok Fans In Desperate Bid To Stir Up African Gang Problem In Wentworth
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has warned Sydney's Eastern suburbs voters to think "carefully" before voting for independent candidate Kerryn Phelps, after a new...
Local Woman Wishing Mechanic Could Just Rip Her Off Without The Run Around
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"So, you’ll probably need new brake pads, they’ve only got 7% left”
“And the tread on your tires is...
