Inner-City Leftie Still Furious Opera House Promoted Everest Race Which Will Take Place 4:15 PM At Randwick In Case You Didn’t Know About It
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Local inner-city leftie Byle Flush (29) says that he knows there's a lot more to be outraged about right now, but he still...
NSW Labor Leader ______ (?) Unconvincingly Announces A Position On Something
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A New South Wales politician who is not Premier Gladys Berejiklian has today revealed that he vaguely stands for something.
The very-hard-to-google leader of the...
Campsite Alpha Sets Up Ute Awning Before He Even Turns The Engine Off
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Local outdoor recreation specialist, Luca Bouris (45) says he can't believe some of the amateurs getting around Lake Betoota this afternoon.
"Ummm, okay. So...
Kanye To Meet With Donald Trump To Help Advise White House On How To Belittle Taylor Swift
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Taylor Swift’s decision to dip her toe into the political waters may stay in the headlines for a little while longer this week,...
Bachelorette Contestants More Stoked To Meet Osher Than Their Possible Future Wife
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In a strange twist for the reality TV show the Bachelorette, it can be confirmed today that this season’s contestants were more excited...
Gay-Bar Owner Worried About Losing His Business To Automation After Advances In Technology
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A local gay-bar owner, Cecil Freidman, has today raised his concerns for the future, after a wave of technological advances in the gay dating...
Girlfriend Talks To Her Mum For Like Two Hours
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The maternal bond between a mother and daughter is often revered as one of the strongest ties in the modern family.
So much so...
Maranoa Regional Council Criticised For Using Old CWA Hall As A Billboard For 2018 Roma Races
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A new front in Australia's culture wars has opened following the Maranoa Regional Council's decision to order the board of the Roma C.W.A...
Rural Firey From The Whitsundays Feeling Like Like Some Twisties, Or Like Chips, Or Something
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A rural firey from North Queensland has today revealed he's feeling kinda peckish, after stopping a Queensland bushfire on a dodgy property in...
Report: 95% Of Australian Women Currently Have A Single-Use Mt Franklin Bottle In Handbag
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A scientific paper has been released today revealing an interesting statistic on the contents of handbags across the nation.
The paper has confirmed that...
