“Tom Hardy Is My Favourite Actor” Says Every Single Early-20s White Australian Male On Earth
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A relatively bright 22-year-old caucasian Australian has today revealed that British actor Tom Hardy has appeared in enough movies that were targeted directly...
“In Fact, Fuck Vivid Off Too” Says Sydney
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The proud, culturally-minded people of the Harbour Capital have today begged their State Government and City Council to take it one further in...
Uncle Tony X Reckons Choc Could Take Both Of Them
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Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today made the bold claim that neither Conor McGregor or Khabib Nurmagomedov would be able to...
Horror Story: Acquaintance Follows Up On A Throw-Away ‘Let’s Get A Drink Soon’
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Simone Kesby’s throw away birthday message to a 4th tier friend has come back to haunt her after the...
Bachelor 2018 Second Most Disappointing Franchise Nick Cummins Has Been Involved With
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It has been confirmed today that Nick ‘The Honey Badger’ Cummins is now developing a bit of a track record for associating himself...
High School Formal After-Party Really Counting On Damo’s Dodgy Older Brother Rocking Up
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In an escalating situation, year 10 Betoota High students are sitting soberly in Kim Gilchrist’s living room as they wait in anticipation...
Australian Hens Parties Now 100% Eco-Friendly After Introduction Of Steel Penis Straws
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Australia's hens party sector is expected to be 100% recyclable by the end of 2019, a new industry report has confined.
Starting with the...
Uncle Tony X Posts Reggae Cover Of Wonderwall To Youtube
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It appears the former Prime Minister Uncle Tony is continuing to immerse himself in the culture of Polynesian Australians, not even a full...
Roosters Players Still Yet To Appear In Public Without Sunglasses
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Nearly three days after the Sydney Roosters took home the NRL Premiership the celebrations continue.
In traditional Rugby League fashion, the extended playing roster...
NRL Footy Show Cancelled After Two Decades Of Unsuccessfully Attempting To Top The Chilli Skit
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Channel Nine has today confirmed that network executives have decided the NRL Footy Show concept will not return in any format in 2019.
The network...
