Nation Faces Shortage Of Sadistic Crimes To Make Investigative Podcast Series Out Of
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The gauntlet has been thrown down to the nation's latent psychopathic murderers today after the CSIRO released figures that suggest the...
Miss Universe Pageant Accused Of Favouring Contestants From Earth
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There has been growing noise in the Twittersphere this week, as the list of Miss Universe nominees revealed that every single contestant comes...
Holden Colorado Not Even Recognised As A 4X4 By Westfield Park Assist Lights
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Despite being invented to streamline the car parking process, car park light assistants have failed yet again to offer the correct availability in...
Apple’s New Dual Sim Function A Big Hit With Drug Dealers
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The hype from Apple’s latest iPhone release has anything but died down in Betoota, with hordes of shoppers still lining up to get...
Friend Who Just Got Back From Europe Now Only Greets People With Two Kisses
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Astrid Paulson (31) has only been back in Australia for 38 days, and is still catching up with friends that she hasn't seen...
Local Psychopath Drives Around In His Convertible Listening To Podcasts With The Roof Down
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An anti-social local man with impaired empathy has spent the morning portion of his public holiday Monday driving about town...
Full Extent Of Cronk’s Shoulder Injury Only Becomes Evident During Post-Match Warm Down
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As the Roosters begin post-Grand Final celebrations, Cooper Cronk is lucky to be alive, that's according to doctors that also let him play...
Report: The Fox Is Pretty Quick Aye
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A recent report has found that the Josh "The Fox" Addo-Carr, has really got some tow on him.
More to come.
Report: Latrell Is Fucken On
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Sydney Rooster's Centre Latrell Mitchell, is already having a fucken blinder. It has been confirmed.
Grand Final Seems To Be A Big Enough Occasion For Dad To Move The TV Out Onto The Deck
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Despite not being an avid supporter of either team, Dad has today decided that tonight's NRL grand final is too big of an...
