Old Codger Wearing Roosters Polo At Bondi Surf Club Only Person In Eastern Suburbs Who Actually Cares About NRL Grand Final
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With Malcolm Turnbull no longer required to appear interested in local sport, The Betoota Advocate can reveal that the only bloke in the...
VB Confirm Stubbies Were Made Harder To Open To Stop Hipsters Drinking Them
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
There’s been a lot of speculation flying around recently about whether VB stubbies have become harder to open,...
Man Watching First VFL Game This Year Shouts “Ball!” At Pub Television Intermittently
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Camelia Grove Hotel in the French Quarter is heaving with young men shouting "Ball!" at the television playing...
Chess Praised For Having A Strong Female Protagonist
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a much-needed win for female gamers, the thousand-year-old game of chess has been praised for having a strong female protagonist.
The two-player strategy...
Wagga Wagga Residents Divided Over Which Grand Final Deserves A Proper Piss Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the only town in the Australia that is truly invested in all codes of football equally, the people of Wagga Wagga now...
Report: Third-Man-In Swears He Didn’t Do Nothin’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Betoota Dolphins Rugby League player is still seething today after what he labelled as ‘a shocking decision’ on the weekend.
Ned Sullivan, Dolphin’s...
Tanya Plibersek Vows To Save ABC As Long As Triple J Plays Some More Cardi B
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
ALP powerbroker, Tanya Plibersek, has today vowed to do everything in her power to save the ABC from any further restructuring - so...
Uncle Tony X Accused Of Spreading Pro-Black Propaganda On Post-It Notes In Liberal Party Room
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today been implicated in the newest flutter of Coalition in-fighting, after several post-it notes spruiking Indigenous...
Housemate Chalks Sudden Appearance Of More Salt In Kitchen Up To Magic
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
There's not much Natalie Smithson won't put salt on.
The 28-year-old's favourite drink is a French Quarter staple - vodka, lime and salt water.
She...
Nikki Webster Implicated In Strawberry Tampering Crisis
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Queensland strawberry growers are pleading for "calm and common sense" in the wake of deliberate contaminations found in punnets of the fruit...
