Conceited Sandstone Uni Grad Shocked To Learn No One At New Workplace Cares
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Anthony Silver had the shock of his life today.
Beginning his new graduate physiotherapist position at the local Royal Betoota...
Morrison: “Australia Day Isn’t About January 26, It’s About Not Letting The Left Have A Win”
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The Prime Minister has conceded today that the ongoing debate surrounding Australia Day isn't about what day it falls...
ABC Board Begin Search For Next Ex-Private School, Sydney Uni Alumni To Run Broadcaster
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The hunt is on for the next high-ranking former private school person with a three-year- degree from Sydney University...
Recently Single Bloke Proves He’s Still Damaged Goods By Spending A Couple Grand On Candles
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Personal trainer/aspiring Instagram influencer Nick Westerman (32) put himself out there this week by showing off his collection of artisanal candles valued...
Brisbane Girl That Moved To Melbourne A Year Ago Pops Up In Newsfeed Wearing Funny Scarf
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Hannah Osborne has alerted her friends and followers today that her finger is on the pulse.
The 24-year-old Brisbane born and raised economics graduate...
Report: Jonathan LaPaglia Really Getting A Pump On This Season
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The tribe has spoken today.
And the tribe has confirmed that the Australian Survivor host and brother of famous actor Anthony LaPaglia has been...
“Well There You Go” Says Dad After Being Proven Wrong
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A fierce household debate has today been resolved after a dad was proven to be wrong without having to admit it.
Through a stubborn,...
Supermarkets Begin Installing Blue Lights In Fruit Aisles As Part Of New Anti-Needle Measures
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Supermarkets across the country are now installing blue lights in their fruit and vegetable sections, to limit the amount of needles being pricked...
Uncle Tony X Gets Put In The Shoe After A Run In With Some Skinheads
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The newly appointed Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs has today been placed in the Special Housing Unit, after a violent confrontation with a...
End Of Season Footy Trip To Bali Looks Like It Could Have Probably Taken Place In The Clubhouse
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After dropping roughly five grand each on eight nights in Kuta, the Betoota Dolphins fourth-graders look like they're doing exactly same shit they...
