Relatively Athletic Looking Man In Townsville Pub Presumably Army
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A big chesty unit with a relatively well-maintained haircut and no facial hair is so out of place in a Townsville pub that...
Urgent Recall Ordered After Loaded Crossbows Found In Australian Watermelons
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As the strawberry contamination scandal spreads across the country the fallout for the industry continues with Health Minister Greg Hunt ordering a...
NSW Premier Considers Banning All Genres Of Music That Go Well With Drugs
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian says the government will shut down a dance music festival after two people died and another three were...
Russell Brand Pops Back Up In The Newsfeed Looking Real Spiritual
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Russell Brand has come a long way since Forgetting Sarah Marshall, it has been confirmed.
This comes as the English comedian, actor, radio...
Government Worker Urged To Take 5 RDO’s After Doing An Hour Of Overtime
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A government-employed town planner has received a rather stern slap on the wrist today after staying a full...
Untalented Artist Moves To Tasmania
For Sharon Dixon, life as a practicing water-colour-artist-and-sculptor in Betoota was a cruel, harsh world.
Ontop of her career being held ransom by an entire...
Canberran Native Unnecessarily Confirms Statement By Saying “True” At The End Of It
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“It’s Sunday today” noted Steve, a normal Australian citizen.
“True” replied Canberra resident, Todd Greggory.
While this may seem like...
Nation’s Drunks Left Stranded After Failing To Locate Updated Uber Icon
“It must have deleted itself” says Kasey Birley, a drunk 22-year-old pharmacist’s assistant from Betoota Heights.
”The app has flat out disappeared. This is fucked....
Christopher Pyne MP Reveals That He Would Also Like To Know Who Fuckin’ Tonight
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Minister For Defence Christopher Pyne has boldly thrown his support behind Scott Morrison today by joining the chorus of Coalition MPs who...
Melbourne Hipster Wishes Mark Knight Wasn’t From Melbourne So He Didn’t Have To Defend Him
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"Ummmm... He's no Bill Leak" says 39-year-old Brunswick resident, Aquila Finch.
"Bill Leak was way worse. Sydney people are actually like racist racist."
"I...
