Married Cowboys Player Puts Phone On Flight Mode After Finding Himself At Quarterdeck Bar
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A North Queensland Rugby League player has put his street-smarts on full display this evening.
The married man, given demi-god status by virtue of...
Nation At Weird Temperature Where Jeans And Thongs Are Unfortunately Acceptable
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As the Australian temperature gets to a pleasant level and our consciousness turns to “oi, it’s warm ay?” the nation begins the awkward...
Nation’s Tradies Confirm This Sun’s Got A Bit Of Fucken Bite
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With the mercury rising upwards in some Australian capital cities today, it has been confirmed that the entire nation's construction industry are fucking off...
Glamorous Redhead In Main Street Of Ipswich Sick Of The Compliments For Her Pauline Costume
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A local Ipswich resident has had waves of praise wash over her today.
However, rather than be pleased by the positive attention received from...
Nation Shocked By Alleged Culture Of Sexual Harassment In Industry Made Up Of Creepy Old Guys
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As prominent Australian stage and theatre identities take to the stand in Sydney as part of the ongoing Geoffrey Rush defamation trial, the only...
Noosa Facing Tourism Downturn After Warringah Voters Learn About How Pleasant Nauru Is
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The North Shore enclave of Noosa, Queensland, is expecting to have one it's slowest summers yet, after droves of affluent Sydneysiders opt...
Refugee Kids Forced To Self-Harm To Show World How Pleasant Life Is On Idyllic Island Prison
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After years trying to get the message out, the asylum seeker children on Nauru are glad someone is finally listening.
Although it has taken...
Warner Abandons Car In Middle Of A Six Lane Highway After Being Told To Learn How To Drive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Banned Australian cricket star David Warner reportedly left his car in park in the middle of a six lane highway in Sydney's west,...
McAvaney Rushes Out Of Commentary Box For Cold Shower After Winx Almost Brings Him To Climax
Iconic horse caller Bruce McAvaney has today stormed out of the commentary box at The Valley in Moonee Ponds this afternoon, after witnessing the...
Single Friend Forced To Relay Most Mundane Details Of Dating Life To Salivating Girlfriends
“Oh my god, babe, tell us EVERYTHING!” demanded Samantha on behalf of the four other women in long term relationships, all sitting around the...
