“I’m Getting A Bit Too Old For The Mardi Gras” Says Middle Aged Gay Man Who Is Also A Liar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local homosexual Nathan Pascoe (48) says that even though he flew down to Darlinghurst for a four-day-weekend this year, as he does every...
Weirdo NRL Player Prefers To Make Love Without Any Mates In The Room
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A young man has shocked the Rugby League fraternity today.
Brayden Smythe did so after announcing this morning that he spent last night...
Pyne Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Leftie Friends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Fixer will conceed defeat in his quest to fix everything tomorrow as he announces his resignation from politics,...
NSW Undercover Cop Uneasy About Swapping Cargo Shorts For Crotchless Chaps Ahead Of Mardi Gras
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
As the LGBTQI community rush to put the finishing touches on their floats and costumes, one undercover policeman is doing all he can...
Richard Kingsmill Harvests Anti-Ageing Stem Cells From Discarded Dune Rats Bong Water
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Triple J's music director Richard Kingsmill has shared his secret on how to stay young forever during a sit-down,...
STUDY: Using Terms Such As ‘Cheeky’ And ‘Sneaky’ To Justify Drug Use Makes It Totally Fine
DEIDRE DOBSON | Narcotics | Contact
A new study released by the World Drug Organisation (WDO) found using the words “cheeky” and “sneaky” to describe drugs makes...
Catholic Cotton Farmer Admits It’s Been A Tough Couple Months
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota area cotton farmer who's also chopped rocks since his birth has taken time out of his busy...
Survey Finds Every Single Woman On Earth Has Or Will Own A Fjallraven Backpack At Some Point In Their Lives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Award-winning Swedish outfitter, Fjällräven, has been the subject of a world-wide survey this month which has discovered that every...
City Worker’s Fitness Plan Tailored To Make Her Dreams Of Outliving All Her Friends A Reality
INGRID DOULTON | Being Puffed | Contact
"It started off with me just wanting to look better in photographs," she said.
"Then I actually started to feel...
Soon-To-Be-Wed Couple To Punish Their Half-Funny Friend By Making Him MC The Wedding
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man's weekend next March is already in ruins and he doesn't even know it yet.
Late this...
