Shorten Vows To Drain The Swamp During Visit To The Macquarie Marshes
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Opposition leader Bradbury Shorten has hit the road this week, travelling to regional centres around the country to spruik...
Local Man Distracts Self From Life’s Pain And Disappointments By Cooking A Nice Paella
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Dylan Spokemen, by his own admission, is having a Tuesday from hell.
"I got a parking ticket this morning, I...
Drunk New South Boomerstanian Completes Seventh Lap Of Melbourne Pub Looking For Pokie Den
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In an effort to escape the oppressing night-time heat last weekend down in our nation's inhospitable south, a lost...
Coalition Energy Policy Explained: “Coal Heats Planet, Melts Snow, Makes Electricity”
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The Government's signature energy policy includes large swathes of funding for both renewable and non-renewable energy generation.
Despite telling the...
President Murdoch Phones Bradbury Shorten To Ask If He’d Like To Be His Deputy
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The President Of Australia has formally asked the Opposition Leader if he'd like to be his deputy - saying...
NSW Opposition Leader Begins Election Campaign By Wearing A Name Tag
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With twenty days until the New South Wales state election, voters who aren't interested in seeing the O'Farrell, Baird, Berejiklian government continue for a...
Venezuela Officaly Recognises Nightwatchman’s ‘Strong And Stable’ Government
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Just weeks after Scott Morrison took time out of his busy schedule to officially recognise Juan Guaido as the...
Nick Kyrgios Accidentally Wins Mexican Open
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Whoops!
The nation's most talented tennis player, Nick Kyrgios, accidentally won the Mexican Open last night in Acapulco.
It follows the...
Irish Lollipop Lady Has Every Word Of Khe Sanh Memorised After 1 Week On A Triple M Worksite
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Local Irish national, Niamh Beochaoineadh (22) says she really can't imagine any other scenario in the universe where she would be able to tell...
NRL Considers Implementing China-Style Social Credit System For Players After Off-Season From Hell
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In an effort to quell poor player behaviour, the National Rugby League is toying with the idea of implementing...
