“This Gender Neutral Shit Has Gone Too Far!” Says Local Man Named Jade
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The failed census of yesteryear recorded just one male named Jade in our bustling inland metropolis - and he...
Local Dad Wants To Know Where They Find These Low Breeds
INGRID DOULTON | Television | Contact
Forced yet again to give up the remote come 7:30pm, a local father has sat through Married At First Sight...
Derryn Hinch On Owning A Glock 20: “I Called It The Justice Party For A Motherfucking Reason”
EExcerpt from Senator Derryn Hinch's interview with ERROL PARKER in The Advocate's weekend liftout, In The Lignum.
When Derryn Hinch sat down with a preference...
Man Who Keeps Undersize Fish Unsurprisingly A Fuckwit In Other Aspects Of Life Too
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
When Dale Poink goes for a flick off the Williams Avenue Wharf in Betoota Grove, anything that takes the...
Bozo Somehow Spent Entire Day With Stupid Mark On Forehead Without Anybody Saying Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Oh for Christ's sake!"
"What in blue Jesus is that mark on my forehead? Why the hell didn't anybody tell...
Teacher Needs Holiday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Just four weeks into the school term, a Betoota Grove teacher has expressed the need for a holiday -...
Town’s Modern Art Gallery Full Of Derivative Shit, According To First-Year Art Student
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The sights and sounds of Betoota Old and New Art (BONA) have failed to impress a local arts student...
Shadow Treasurer Chris Bowen Accepts Responsibility For Impending Recession
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Chris Bowen, a person is currently the Shadow Treasurer of Australia at the moment, has accepted responsibility for the...
Gladys Berejiklian Urges The Media To Only Refer To Kings Cross As ‘Cowards Cross’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The New South Wales government has backed calls for the once iconic nightlife strip Kings Cross to instead be referred to as "Cowards...
Even Local Fairfax Employee Is Surprised With How Quickly Organisation Has Gone Down Toilet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A senior editorial staff member at The Betoota Bugle has revealed to The Advocate this week that even they...
