Report: 90% Of Italian Chicks Named Bianca
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New statistics released by ICAC (Italians Catholics Against Confrontation) has found that Australia's Southern European diaspora have accidentally named most of their...
“So A Lot [My 7.5k Followers Who Are Mostly Tradies And Teenage Boys] Have Been Asking Me…”
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Local influencer Kylie Kidman (24) has today let her heavily invested followers in a little secret.
That extra shine she gets on her...
Motorist Blowing Horn At Immovable Object Hoping The Noise Will Fix Situation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local motorist sat on his horn for 60 seconds this afternoon as fellow motorists found themselves stuck in...
Mike Cannon-Brookes: “Real Wealth Is Being Able To Afford A Servo Phone Charger”
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One of the nation's youngest living treasures has revealed during an interview with The Advocate's weekend lift-out, In The Lignum, that he didn't really...
JK Rowling Adds Hogsmeade FM Also Blacklisted Michael Jackson’s Music In Prisoner Of Azkaban
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The author of the much-loved Harry Potter books has taken to social media today to explain that the most...
Remaining Women In Liberal Party Say Everything Is ‘Fine’
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The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia has quashed fears the female members of the Liberal Party are 'unhappy' by telling...
Economy Now Bad Enough To Justify Friday Arvo Office Drinks That Aren’t Celebrating Anything
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A few short months ago, the denizens of our town's Old City District agencies and firms where drinking to...
Richard Di Natale: “Is It International Women’s Day? I Didn’t Notice”
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International Women’s Day has provided an opportunity for men,
women and corporate Facebook accounts to take a moment to
appreciate the...
Nationals Candidate Visits Local Farm To Get Some Photos With Livestock For Election Campaign
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A prominent Betoota Heights accountant has thrown his hat in the political ring this morning by announcing he's won...
Local Jetski Has Been Angered By International Women’s Day
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An outspoken local jetski has been angered this Sunday morning because today marks the International Women's Day around the...
