ABC News Hires Retrenched Bosnian Teenager To Spearhead Election Coverage
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Just hours after losing his job when Facebook shutdown his wildly popular "Australians against Sharia" page, the Bosnian teenager...
David Blaine Takes Death-Defying Flight On Boeing 737 MAX 8
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International man of mystery, magic and escape artistry, David Blaine, has defied death once again today by taking a...
Local League Player Arrives At Court With His Confused Barista
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A Betoota Dolphins player who allegedly told police he'd consumed sixteen tins of Jim Beam & Cola, then recorded...
Roosters Start Season Favourites To Have This Year’s Premiership Stripped Off Them By 2023
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Analysts from Betoota's favourite online betting company, CuckBet, have released odds this morning that point to the fact that...
Gladys Asks Property Developers What She Should Do About Student Climate Protestors
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The Chief Boomer Appeaser of New South Boomerstan (NSB) has entered high-level talks with a number of property developers...
“He Wouldn’t Hurt A Fly!” Says Naive Local Staffie Owner
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A naive local Staffordshire Bull Terrier owner has lied to himself, the wider public and to his own pet...
George Christensen Says Any Colleague Who Doesn’t Have Truck Nuts Is A ‘Latte Inner-City Liberal’
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Nationals MP George Christensen has lashed out across the party room this afternoon, branding his colleagues who don't have...
Barnaby Backs Down On Coal Debate After Learning Of Online Petition Against It
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The Member for New England, Barnabus Decimus Meridius Joyce, has effectively ended the internal coal war plaguing The Nationals...
“Why Can’t We Just Elope?” Asks Man Seconds After Seeing Quote For Wedding Venue Hire
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"Why the hell do we need to pay someone to get married in a shed?"
"I've got like ten of...
Door-Knocking Campaigner Loses Local Man’s Vote After Interrupting Dinner
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Though he means well, a door-knocking campaigner from the Channel Country Chamber Of Commerce Party (CCCCP) has been assured...
