Man Who Eats Dominos Twice A Week Just Nods When Winemaker Asks If He Can Taste The Mulberry
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A simple man from our town's sprawling Heights district has spoken of his weekend excursion to a local vineyard,...
Canberra Joins Viral #TrashTag Movement By Putting Parliament House Into The Bin
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In an ironic twist, people around the world are now picking up after the dumb boomers who've done their...
“Man, Food Is Expensive!” Says Adult Moron Who Regularly Gives Himself Alcohol Poisoning
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Spending close to a day's wage on a round of draught Espresso Martinis fails to even register on Dale...
Inner-City Weatherman Under Impression Everybody Loves The Sun
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The out-of-touch weather dork at Betoota Imparja has rolled eyes yet again after telling his viewers that the 'fantastic'...
“Highly Educated Asians Are To Blame For Young People Leaving This Boring As Fuck City”
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In true Labor fashion, NSW Opposition leader Michael Daley has today done his very best to Hillary Clinton an open lay-up.
With the world...
Man Throws TV Out Of His Second Story Window In Anticipation For Tonight’s Q&A
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Another humid Monday night means Australia's favourite panel show is back on the airwaves.
Tonight, yet another panel made up...
Apprentice Celebrates Minor Pay Rise By Locking Self Into Financially-Crippling Car Lease
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Close to half of Michael Stimpson's monthly wage is now set to be carved off by the bank after...
“We Shouldn’t Give These Ideas A Platform” Says Men Depending On That Platform To Get Elected
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The two men trying to win this year's Federal Election have declined the opportunity to lambast the man responsible...
CMC: Concrete Cowboys Leave Nothing But Scorched Earth In Brisbane’s Ringers Western Outlets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Ringers Western Outlets across Brisbane and the South East Corner are today shutting up shop early.
This comes after the stores within 100km's...
Grey Smudge Left As Last Defiant Final Act Of Local Moth’s Life
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A single solider squad has concluded a 12 second kitchen-manhunt for a rogue moth that ultimately ended in the moth being squashed and...
