Gladys Concludes Election Campaign With Promise To Privatise Breathing In NSW
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The Premier Of New South Boomerstan, the nation's second worst state are Victoria, has vowed to both privatise and...
Nation’s Balding Men Rejoice As Josh Frydenburg Bites The Bullet And Shaves Head
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In the coming days, the Treasurer of Australia, Joshua Frydenberg, will deliver a budget that spruiks the nation's return...
“Waleed, Let Me Interrupt Your Question. Feel Free To Interrupt My Answer In A Minute.”
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The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia appeared on popular CBS panel show, The Project, last night in Melbourne were he...
Local Voluntary Euthanasia Party Candidate Hopes To One Day Help Super Rugby Die With Dignity
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"It's caring, not killing," he said.
"We should let Super Rugby die a dignified death. That's what it deserves. Truth...
Army Boys Make Unanimous Decision To Go Lids Off
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A bunch of tatted up Far North Queensland AJs have today made the executive call to continue their piss up shirtless, after one...
Queenslander Prepares The Dish Of Her People For Office Harmony Day Luncheon
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A Queenslander who has since suffered the indignity of moving to a lesser southern state has prepared the dish...
NSW Voter Forced To Choose Between Unbridled Corruption Or Fairly Blatant Racism
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A Tibooburra man says he's effectively being forced to choose between quite obvious corruption and fairly blatant racism this...
Frugal Bachelor Uses Last Night’s Chicken Kiev-Stained Glad Bake For Tonight’s Fish Fingers
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A French Quarter bachelor has put the planet first this evening by using last night's sheet of Glad Bake...
WAKE UP CLIVE: Mining Magnate Has Been Asleep In This Qantas Lounge For The Past 17 Hours
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Prime Ministerial hopeful Clive Frederick Palmer has been unconscious in the Betoota Airport Qantas Lounge now for the past...
Smug Toddler Laughing At Dad Wearing Mum’s Sunglasses Obviously Hasn’t Experienced Road Glare
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A twenty-seven-and-three-quarter-month-old Betoota Heights toddler roasted his own father this morning after he forced to wear his wife's sunglasses...
