Liberals Put Vice President Teena McQueen Inside Bubble; Cast Her Out To Sea Ahead Of Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Federal Liberals are in damage control this evening after their vice president when on Q&A last night and...
Small Town Cabbie Confused After Somebody Gives Him An Actual Street Address To Drive To
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Betoota Heights cab driver said he was left scratching his noodle yesterday afternoon as a customer asked him...
Matt Canavan Begins Paleo Diet To Match Historical Era In Which He Was Born
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Minister for Resources and Northern Australia has doubled down on claims he's a living dinosaur by telling reporters...
Landlord Urges Tenants To Walk A Mile In His Bourgeois Shoes Before Judging Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Owning and maintaining property isn't a cakewalk, according to one local landlord who today took aim at those in...
Local Woman’s Sunday Night Spent Coaching Friend Through Latest Existential Crisis
SCARLETT PAINT | Local News | Contact
A rapidly-ageing city worker hit the phones late last night during the death rolls of her latest existential...
Shooters Fishers Farmers Credit CLR For Helping Them Sway Rusted-On Nationals Voters In NSW
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A re-elected member of the Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party (SFF) has credited their use of CLR, a household...
Report Finds Brisbane City Council Spends Over $50 Million Per Year On Mood Lighting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by the agency behind Brisbane City's Eight Year Plan To Get Trendy (8InARow) has found that majority of Queensland's cultural...
Inner City Leftie Shocked Entire Population Don’t Hold Same Views As His 300 Facebook Friends
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A young craft beer reviewer is doing some soul searching in the urban essential oils capital of the country this morning.
The Newtown resident...
Security Close Venue Before Gladys Can Give Victory Speech
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
After shocking the young people of NSW who live in Sydney, Wollongong and Newcastle and managing to win the state election this weekend,...
Sydney Residents Unable To Vote For Gladys After Waiting 3 Hours To Get Past Light Rail Construction
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
A frustrating reality of her own making has dawned on Gladys this afternoon after only half of the people who she thought...
