Tradie Fined For Not Having Load Of Empty Pringles Tubes And Can Of Dr Pepper Covered
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Police threw the book at a local carpenter this morning after they caught him transporting an uncovered load of...
Melbourne Train Passengers Treated To A Regular Sydney Morning Commute After Gun Scare
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Commuters in Melbourne have today walked a mile in some Sydneysider's shoes.
After a random busker doing breathing exercises and holding a duffel...
James Ashby Feeds Pauline Another Piece Of Her Own Brain
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The de facto leader of One Nation, James Ashby, has taken time out of his busy afternoon to remove,...
Pauline Suggests Darwin Bombings Were Staged So Government Could Ban Japanese Fighter Planes
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Pauline Hanson has continued to stir the pot today, releasing a statement raising her concerns around the Darwin bombings during the Second World...
Harold Holt Reveals He Was On The Sauce Quite Heavily During Infamous Swim
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Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this afternoon via a local clairvoyant medium, the 17th Prime Minister of Australia,...
Barnaby Reveals He Was On The Sauce The Whole Time He Was Illegally In Office From 2004-2017
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Former Deputy Prime Minister and current Special Envoy For It Ain't Raining Much, Barnaby Joyce, has today explained the thirteen year error of...
Tooheys Executives Say They Too Were On The Sauce When They Came Up With Extra Dry Platinums
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The faceless men and women behind the invention of Australia's favourite blackout juice have come clean today, saying they...
Howard Confesses He Was On The Sauce That Time He Invaded Iraq
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Australia's 25th Prime Minister confessed to reporters this morning during a morning walk near Sydney's hellish harbour fringe that...
Sunrise Producers Workshop Ideas To Repair One Nation’s Tattered Image Ahead Of Election
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Producers from the highest-rating breakfast television programme in the country have put their minds together to come up with...
Instagram Employee Verifies Third-String AFL Player’s Account In Random Act Of Kindness
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A Betoota Heights man who cashed in his chips and followed his Victorian Football dreams all the way to...
