Ant-Hating Disabled Man Happy To Forgo New Wheelchair If It Means More Ants Will Die
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A disabled local man in urgent need of a new wheelchair has sided with the Coalition government this morning...
Frydenberg: “Every Australian Is A Winner Tonight – Even The Losers”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Treasurer Josh Frydenberg delivered his first budget in Canberra this evening and every Australian will be better off under...
Man Who Became Upper-Middle-Class In The Past Year Enjoys First Budget That Won’t Affect Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Last April, Mark Sock was breaking shit up and throwing it into a skip bin. He was studying part...
Recent Divorcee Re-Enters Local Meat Market With Purchase Of White Jeans
INGRID DOULTON | Being Divorced | Contact
A Betoota Grove quinquagenarian who's recently found herself single again has heralded her return to the local dating...
Small Town Divided Over What Should Replace Closing Big W Store
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Betoota Heights Big W store has been earmarked for closure this week as the fat-cats at Woolworths look...
Drought Forces Barnaby Joyce To Start Hand-Feeding His Shetland Ponies, Alpacas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The drought that's currently gripping most of the country has forced another primary producer to begin hand-feeding his flock...
Low-Maintenance Friend Seemingly Unable To Apply Own Fake Tan
INGRID DOULTON | Local News | Contact
Despite having two arms and hands of her own, a self-described low-maintenance friend was forced to seek help...
Steve Curry To Star As Young ScoMo In New Netflix Show About The 1997 Engadine Maccas Incident
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Netflix have today announced a new push on Australian local content, starting with a new true crime series based around a now infamous...
Nationals: “Dead Cattle In Northern Australia Will One Day Become Coal, Oil And Gas”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Speaking to the media this morning from Canberra, the Nationals have outlined the silver lining on the storm clouds...
Man Blames Weight Gain On Dryer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man has today blame his recent and largely unabashed weight gain on a tumble dryer, choosing to...
