Melbourne Vegan Protests End Abruptly After White People Get Distracted By New Crime Podcast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The hysteria down in Melbourne has come to an abrupt end this afternoon, after the city's inner city constituents were made aware of...
Vegan Protestor On Remand Forced To Watch MAFS Finale As Punishment
INGRID DOULTON | Television and Other Drugs | Contact
A number of vegan protestors arrested today in Melbourne will be forced to watch the Married...
Construction Site Morale Boosted By Heroic Local Foreman Performing Menial Task
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A foreman has led by example this afternoon at a Betoota Heights construction site this afternoon by letting it...
NBN Contractor Prepares For Natural Progression Into NDIS Contractor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After spending the last couple years leaning on a shovel, local Betoota Heights man Keiran Smithers (30) says it's always good to up-skill...
Croatian Minefield Replaces All Future SCG Fixtures Amid Safety Concerns
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Several minefields outside Sistak in central Croatia have been earmarked to replace the Sydney Cricket Ground in all future...
Local Woman Regrets Setting Phone To Silent Now She Can’t Fucking Find It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Local smartphone user Karen Strzelecki (35) has learnt the true feeling of regret after setting her phone on silent and not being able...
Barossa Hens Party Activities Based Solely Around Getting The Right Shot In The Vineyards
INGRID DOULTON | Culture| Contact
A savvy Maid of Honour named Bridget Elkic is today receiving accolades for the way she planned her friend's Hens day/night this week....
Nation’s Dirt Bikes Vow To Boycott Qantas Chairman’s Lounge In Solidarity With Fraser Anning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
QANTAS, the country's most well-regarded airline has suffered a direct hit this morning after they announced they were banning Senator Fraser Anning from...
Internet Activist’s Mission To Free Feedlot Animals Thwarted By Tricky Gate Latch
JEN OVERELL | Local News | Contact
Three people were arrested last night at the O'Malley Brothers Feedlot on the Betoota City Limits after police...
Christmas Island Closes To Win Votes Just Weeks After It Was Re-Opened To Win Votes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Christmas Island Detention Centre that was reopened in February in an effort to retain conservative voters is now...
