Labor Lock Shorten In CFMEU Broom Closet Until May 19
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The faceless men and women inside the federal Labor Party who thrust Bill Shorten to power have revealed plans...
ScoMo Blames Hackers After His Offical Account Liked Israel Folau’s Post At 3:34 AM Last Night
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The Nightwatchman of Australia has blamed hackers this morning after his official Instagram account 'liked' a controversial post by...
Clive Burns Another McCain’s Hawaiian Pizza After Drifting Off On The Couch Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"You fucking bastard!"
"Fuck!"
Our reporter was awoken by former Prime Ministerial hopeful, Clive Palmer, kicking and shouting at his oven...
Woke Sydney Girl Only Protests Big Issues Like Not Having Anywhere To Do Pingers After 10PM
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Newtown-based social media manager Abigail Minto-Duleft (26) says looking at the images of her kindred-spirits in Melbourne protesting animal rights and wage stagnation...
Local Man Receives Conflicting Messages From Birthday Book Haul
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A direction-less 30-something of Betoota Heights fame has received conflicting advice from his birthday book haul, he says.
Paul Green,...
100 000 Workers With Real Problems Shut Down Melbourne With Non-Diet Related Protest
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Over a 100 000 people facing real-life problems and struggles have marched in Melbourne this morning, just days after...
Report: Broken Hill Pretty Hard To Read
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A recent report by the Unity Of Country, Urban And Northern Community Enterprise Group (UCUNCE) has found that the most bizarre town in...
Man Embroiled In Paradise Papers Calls For Greater Transparency Regarding Foreign Donations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Sydney man who was caught up in the Paradise Papers tax evasion scheme has called on his former...
Tesla Engineers Baffled As Local Boomer Manages To Install 44 Viruses Into Car’s Computer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local baby boomer, who thought purchasing an overpriced luxury electric vehicle will absolve him of all guilt for...
FM Radio Saddened 2019 MAFS Crop Failed To Yield A Single Brain Capable Of Radio Career
INGRID DOULTON | Radio | Contact
Executives from a number of local frequency modulation radio stations have expressed their sorrow over the fact that the...
