Jesus Explains His Plan All Along Was For The Wallabies Not To Make It Out Of Their RWC Group
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local cartoon celestial being, Jesus Christ of Nazareth fame, revealed to The Advocate this morning during an exclusive tell-all...
Local 43-Year-Old Suddenly Inspired To Visit Driving Range
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After setting a 2 AM alarm for the first time in years, a local 43-year-old gentleman watched the greatest...
Healthy Harold Quietly Whips Out The Mouth Wash After Getting Pulled Over
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
The country’s authority on healthy lifestyles and the puppet responsible for teaching primary school kids right from wrong, has found himself in a...
Hometown Queen Bee Transitions From Selling Vitamins To This Cool New Thing Called Loom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former high school popular chick, Hayley Giteau (32) has today popped back into the newsfeed with a suspiciously basic fast-money opportunity.
Fresh off the...
Clive Saddened To Learn Shea Butter Body Lotion Doesn’t Taste Half As Good As It Smells
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime ministerial hopeful and latchkey Victorian, Clive Palmer, fronted reporters this afternoon with a puzzled, sad and confused look...
Retired Inner-City Boomer’s Red Framed Glasses Key Indicator Of GetUp Membership
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Red-framed reading glasses atop an inner-city sexagenarian's head has been found to be a key indicator of a GetUp...
Assange Screams In Anguish As Embassy Staff Throw Out His Beloved Townsville Crocs Singlet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"You fucking savages!"
"Noooooo!"
Late last night local time, popular internet activist Julian Assange was arrested as he left the...
Government Insults The Gays One Last Time And Calls Election On Same Weekend As Eurovision
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In one, and potentially final, insult to the LGBTQI community, the Liberal-National Coalition government has called the election for the same weekend as...
Jesus Christ Confirms He Disowned Israel Folau When He Stopped Playing God’s Winter Game
SEB SEABASS| Game Day | Contact
The Son of God, Jesus Christ, has put controversial code-hopping sportsball player Israel Folau on blast today saying he...
Farmers Torch Inner-City Birkenstock Shop In Retribution For Vegans Vandalising Farms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A group of local farmers has claimed responsibility for a French Quarter arson attack overnight that saw a popular...
