Universe Rewards Environmentally-Conscious Coffee Consumer With Yet Another Stained Shirt
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"You fuck-arse fucking keepcuck!" he yelled halfway down aisle six of the French Quarter Harris Farm.
"Owwwwww! Fuck! Fuck's sake!...
Bachelor Producer Hopes Same-Sex Hookup Is Enough For People To Forget About MAFS
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A sadist who moonlights at a Bachelor In Paradise producer has revealed to The Advocate that she hopes last night's...
Liberals Quell Leadership Quarrells By Placing Abbott Into Simulation Where He’s Still PM
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The executive council of the federal Liberal Party have doused one of the leadership spot fires that's emerged in...
Coworker Officially Becomes Interesting After Revealing She Never Got Into Game Of Thrones
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A local woman named Aleesha Hipgrave has today let the rest of her office know that she's actually a really interesting person who...
Bill Shorten Under Fire For Allegedly Spending Campaign Funds On Calf Implants
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The incoming Prime Bradbury of Australia is under fire today for peeling cash out of the ALP campaign kitty, in an effort to...
Local GoT Pirate Says He’d Rather Go Out Like Oberyn Martell Than Subscribe To Foxtel
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If the police want to stop French Quarter man Damien Steep from pirating game of thrones, they'll have to...
Clive Palmer Vows To Build Full-Size Replica Of Notre Dame Cathedral On The Sunshine Coast
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Locally-unpopular populist Clive Palmer, who is gunning for a seat in the lower house at this year's election, has...
Senator Derryn Hinch Uses Parliamentary Privilege To Read Out Game Of Thrones Spoilers
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Senator Derryn Hinch has used parliamentary privilege this afternoon to read out a list of Game of Thrones spoilers...
“Those Vegan Protestors Will End Up Killing Somebody!” Says Man Who Brags About Drink Driving
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A self-confessed simple man who often regales his small circle of drinking acquaintances at the Saint Ponting Hotel down...
Aircraft Capable Of Lifting Clive Palmer’s Bullshit Takes To Skies For The First Time
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One of the largest aircraft to ever take flight completed it's first test yesterday in California's Mojave Desert, heralding...
