ABC Saddened To Learn Government Won’t Let Them Report On NBN Bin Fire This Election
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Just prior to the 2013 election, the 'tech' tab that sat atop the ABC News website disappeared - and...
Local Cat Might As Well Not Have A Tongue After Owner Insists On Bathing It Repeatedly
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Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon, a local cat who often frequents our newsroom's designated smoking area in the...
Melbourne-Based Human Rolls Eyes As NRL Celebrates 40 000 People Turning Up To Watch A Match
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A human of Melbourne told friends this weekend past that 'his town doesn't get out of bed for less...
Town Welcomes New Place For Local Arseholes To Buy A Car
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Our bustling inland metropolis has welcomed her first BMW dealership today after the German carmaker opened its doors in...
CSIRO Discover Perfect Man Who’s Never Done Anything Wrong
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Scientists from the nation's biggest money pit have revealed this morning that they've discovered a perfect man, thought to...
Brisbane Residents Say Notre Dame Almost As Tragic As The 2002 Red Hill Roller Skate Rink Fire
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The tragic events unfolding in the French Capital over the last week have left the people of Brisbane reeling as the remember back...
“Israel Folau Is A Weirdo!” Says Man Who’s Making A Point Of Not Eating Red Meat Tomorrow
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A pious city worker shook his head in disgust last week as the nation's best rugby fullback took to...
Government Employee Bullied By Coworkers For Not Taking The Full 10-Days Over Easter
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Local and state government workers in Betoota are preparing to down tools this afternoon until the end of...
Labor Opting For The Matt Dunning Drop Goal Campaign Strategy
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Bill Shorten's election campaign was derailed earlier this week after the jarheaded Victorian misheard a question about superannuation, the...
Depressing Gluten-Free Hot Cross Buns Accurately Depicts How Local Man Feels On The Inside
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A local Baby Boomer with a penchant for baked goods has sighed long and hard this afternoon after his...
