Man Kidding Self After Asking Coworkers If Any Of Them Caught The Weekend Super Rugby Action
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A self-confessed rugby head spun around on his desk chair after lunch today and asked a group of colleagues...
Phone Cable Refuses To Die
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A local man's Lightning cable is currently refusing to go gently into the night, he says, opting to die...
Domino’s Referred To ACCC For Targeting Vulnerable Men With Predatory Sunday Text Messages
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Domino's the largest Pizza chain in the world is facing a potential PR nightmare today after the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC)...
Inner-City Leftie On Stop Adani Convoy Criticises Cheese Selections At Clermont Supermarket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An inner-city boomer on Bob Brown's Stop Adani Convoy has lashed out at a number of Central Queensland supermarkets...
Canberra Light Rail Receives Heritage Listing As Fine Example Of 19th Century Infrastructure
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Not even one week, and several break-downs, since the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the new Canberra Light Rail - it has been today...
Border Force Computer Meltdown Prepares Tourists For Nation’s Public Transport Experience
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The head of local paramilitary group, Australian Border Force, has told reporters this morning that the computer meltdown affecting...
Public Servant Forgets To Call In Sick And Arrives At Work To Find Office Empty
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local government worker has arrived at work this morning to find the place empty.
Martin Cleary, who does something...
Mate Who Shouted At Airport Bar Distraught To Learn They Don’t Have Time To Complete The Round
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
There are scenes of devastation at Betoota Airport today after a group of mates have been called to their gate to before finishing...
Reemergence Of Hideous Accessories A Sound Indication That Man’s Girlfriend Has Left Him
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Betoota local and self-proclaimed ‘free spirit’, Tyson (32) made it clear that he has no intentions to reconcile with his girlfriend...
Year 6 Excursion To Canberra More Of A Warning About Where You Could End Up If You Don’t Study Hard
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Betoota Public School’s year 6 students are today gearing up for their biggest excursion to date.
In what’s become a rite of passage...
