Local Boomer Races Back Into Burning Home To Save The Franking Credits
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Pushing his way through firefighters late last night, a local Baby Boomer threw caution to the wind and raced...
The Nightwatchman Burns All Evidence That Suggests His Party Exists In Victoria
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The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia has watched his team burn all the documents, photos and video evidence that suggests...
Russell Crowe Recklessly Doubles His BMI In Order To Play Dream Role In Harold Bishop Biopic
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Australian heart-throb and one-time sexy action movie star, Russell Crowe has today been snapped on set of his new upcoming Hollywood epic.
After years...
Malcolm Roberts Drives Around Canberra All Afternoon Looking For The Al Jazeeran Embassy
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One of Queensland's One Nation Senate candidates has spent the afternoon driving around Canberra's embassy district in Yarralumla, looking...
Cop Fresh Out Of The Academy Enjoys Honeymoon Period Before He Becomes Corrupt
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One of our town's newest arrivals is currently enjoying his honeymoon period before he comes just like the rest...
Local Racist Experiences Karma
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Pauline Hanson, the defacto leader of fringe paramilitary group, One Nation, has finally experienced consequences for her actions and...
George R.R. Martin Pulls Landscaping Duty After Complaining To Publishers That His Fingers Hurt
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Fabled author, George R.R. Martin, the mastermind behind the popular Game of Thrones television and book series, had the...
Privately-Educated City Worker Under Impression His Hard Work Is Responsible For His Success
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A well-built young man who's climbing his career ladder at an impressive speed has confided in The Advocate this...
First Leaders’ Debate Filed Under ‘Who Gives A Fuck’ In Local Man’s Brain
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Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this morning on the G65 trolleybus into town from Betoota Heights, a city-working local...
The Nationals Throw Sex Machine Steve Dickson A Lifeline
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The Nationals have thrown disgraced One Nation identity Steve Dickson a lifeline this morning just hours after he was...
