Borderline Illiterate Student At Elite College Suspiciously Good At Footy
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A student at one of the Channel Country's most prestigious university colleges, who friends describe as being happy-go-lucky but...
Scholarship Kid Thanks International Student For Making Her Education Possible
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In a touching display of Australian values, a student who otherwise wouldn't have been able to attend the needlessly...
Man Fears He’s Woken Up In Parallel Universe After Reading Positive Article On Labor In Murdoch Paper
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A city worker was left shocked and confused this morning after reading a fair and balance article on Bill...
Adam Bandt Celebrates Election Victory At His Local Pint Parlour
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It's tools down at the Greens headquarters in Melbourne this afternoon as Adam Bandt claims victory in the hotly...
Broncos Board Members Redecorate Meeting Room During Morning Discussions
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Just hours after Wayne Bennett's Rabbitohs equalled their highest-ever winning margin over the Brisbane Broncos, a number of board...
Di Natale Refuses To Explain Why He’s Campaigning Up In NSW’s Northern Rivers All Weekend
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Richard Di Natale has today dodged questions about why he's up in the Northern Rivers of NSW this weekend.
"Oh is Mardi Grass...
Tony Headbutts Steering Wheel Three Times Before Heading Inside After Debate
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Muffled screams and dull thudding echoed around the cul-de-sacs of Davidson in Sydney's leafy upper-north-east-side last night as former...
Mark Latham Says He’s Holding Off On His Inevitable Defection Until Pauline Feels Better
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The leader of One Nation in New South Wales wore his heart on his sleeve this afternoon as he...
Spunky Tasmanian Woman Is Wunhundroid Poircent Voting Fa Jacqui
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A prominent rural Tasmanian grandmother of two with another on the way has today revealed to our reporters that she is making sure...
Western Australia Insists The Whole WAXIT Thing Was Just A Joke
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The state of Western Australia and former aspiring Republic has today informed the rest of the nation that it was actually just joking...
