NRL Hires Magician To Cast Invisibility Cloak Over Its Players This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The NRL has gone all out this today to make sure this weekend is a success.
Following the slow-moving train derailment that was...
Labor To Promise $2bn For New AFL Footy Show
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Bill Shorten and Chris Bowen's spending bonanza has thrown the AFL Footy Show a lifeline after it was unceremoniously...
Rugby Union In Australia Officially Listed As Critically Endangered In Wake Of Folau Saga
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia's peak environmental protection agency, the Department of Energy and Environment, has officially listed rugby union as a critically...
Young Voter Looks Forward To Ruining Boomers’ Financial Future Like They Ruined The Environment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A young voter with very controversial opinions told The Advocate this morning that she's looking forward to getting back...
City Worker Who Just Finished Talking About Champions League Now Asleep At His Desk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local 9-5 white collar office worker has abruptly ended a conversation with our reporters this morning.
The soccer...
Woman Unsure If This Season Of GoT Is More Disappointing Than Her NBN Connection
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of The Advocate's own has told reporters this afternoon that the final season of popular goblin and dragon...
Thousands Attend Candlelight Vigil At Engadine Maccas In Tribute To Forgotten Victims Of 1997
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Overnight, thousands turned out for a vigil to remember the victims of the 1997 Engadine Maccas Incident and, as one speaker put it,...
On A Scale Of 0 To Israel Folau, How Much Did You Change After Your Seventh Concussion?
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor| Contact
In light of Rugby Australia's decision to find Wallabies fullback Israel Folau guilty of a high-level breach of policy...
Sydney Pub Bans Birthday ‘Hip Hip Hoorays’ Due To Mounting Noise Complaints
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A licensed establishment in the heart of the Developers Republic of Sydney has today had to draw a line in the sand and...
Gender Gap Widens As Egg Girl Receives 9000% Less Social Media Praise Than Egg Boy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The gap between the two binary genders is sadly still widening after a young lady egged a conservative politician...
