Sydney Real Estate Agent Comes Face To Face With Market Crash As Applicant Rocks Up In T-Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With both the Sydney property and rental market dip to what some economists describe as a normal levels, one Harbourside real estate agent...
Inner-City Leftie Worried His Pointless, Dead Wood Position At ABC Is About To Be ‘Reviewed’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A useless piece of 50-year-old rot inside the ABC's Diamantina Bureau is concerned that Ita Buttrose's appointment as Auntie's...
Cyclists Enjoying Rare Reprieve From Being The Nation’s Most Hated Thing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Today is a good day to be a cyclist on the streets of our cosmopolitan desert community.
That's according...
Andrew Bolt: ‘Why Milat Was Wrongly Convicted After An Appalling Leftist Smear Campaign’
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Ivan Milat, the remarkably unpopular serial killer, has been falsely convicted of murdering seven people. That’s my opinion, based on overwhelming evidence.
Milat was wrongly...
Nightwatchman Consoles Abbott By Saying He Went Through The Same Thing With Frank Houston
INGRID DOULTON | Religion | Contact
The Prime Nightwatchman has consoled the biggest threat to his leadership this afternoon, saying he went through a similar...
Port Douglas Retiree Releases Gutter Rap Album To Go With His Entirely Nautica Wardrobe
After years of being mistaken for a Western Sydney gangster, one retired Far North Queensland property magnate has today decided to lean into to...
Remaining Fence Posts In North QLD Ruined By Slacklines After PETA Finally Arrive To Help Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a big week of dancing on Steve Irwin's grave and legitimately asking the world's pet-owners to only refer to their pets as...
Sniffer Dogs Euthanised After Wandering Into Young Liberals Function At Star Casino
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a bizarre deviation from protocol, the NSW police have today instantly destroyed three unlucky canine officers who were unfortunately caught doing their...
Cotton Farmer Faces The Horror Of Growing Something Edible After Failing To Receive Water Allocation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Cotton is the best return on our investment," he said.
"At the end of the day, we are a business....
Local Undercover Festival Cop Carries A Strap Just In Case He Needs To Shoot Somebody
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Probationary Constable Darcy Buxland told our reporters he spent most of Friday afternoon cleaning his service Glock 17 and...
