Nationals Face Wipe-Out After Report Surfaces That Reveals None Of Them Can Drive A Manual
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The National Party is in lockdown this morning after an internal report was leaked to the media suggesting that...
Gold Coast Residents Disappointed Cyclone Oma Didn’t Get As Far As The M1 Yatala Turn-Off
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While roofers and tilers right across the South-East corner are still on medical leave, residents still cling on to hope that Ex-Tropical Cyclone...
Friends Of Local Man Content With Relaxing On A Friday Night Begin Looking For Ulterior Motive
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"Where is Jonesy?" said the most toxic of the bunch.
"Yeah!" said another.
"Oi! Somebody get FUCKING Jonesy on the phone...
“These Kids Want Everything For Free” Explains Local Pensioner
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Retired teacher Phil Phillips (76) says that the youth of today need to stop relying on the government for handouts to ease...
Theatre Actor Who Can Pull Off A Tradie Excited For Election Campaign Season
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Local theatre actor Miles Nichols (34) may be the only person looking forward to the 2019 federal election, as his browned skin...
Joh Hockey Explores Which Private Sector Jobs He’s Entitled To Upon His Return
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The nation's departing Ambassador to the United States has reportedly scrolled through his rolodex in Washington this afternoon looking...
Government-Funded Research Reveals Coal Is The Future And Entire Planet Is Wrong
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A CSIRO research paper paid in full by the Commonwealth has discovered some key facts about coal which actually...
“Yeah The Boys!” Says Dutton
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Home Affairs Minister and the face of Tony Abbott's regressive three-person far-right Liberal faction has today revealed how stoked he is that Julie...
Nightwatchman: “Fuck”
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The Prime Minister of Australia said 'fuck' this afternoon as the Coalition's most senior and experience female parliamentarian decided...
Long-Forgotten Minor Celebrity Stays In Zietgiest With Insightful Tweet About Donald Trump
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Tom, from season three of My Kitchen Rules, has made a triumphant return to the national discourse with an...
