Drunk Corporate Pauses Phone Call To Aggressively Point Out Empty Wine Bottle To The Waiter
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The aggressive hand signals coming from the often overlooked back of house tables at a local piss up and pasta destination has caused...
YoPros Who Posed With ‘Sold’ Sign 6 Months Ago Still Insist They Bought At The Right Time
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Like the captain of the Titanic, and unlike the captain of the Costa Concordia, two Betoota Heights young professionals...
The Nightwatchman Meets With Dizzy Gillespie To Get Some Tips For Upcoming Election Campaign
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With the ALP looking a lot like an out-of-form Bangladesh at Chittagong in 2006, The Prime Minister has today met with the only...
Man Reads Label On $4 Bottle Of Brain Varnish Like It’s Going To Influence Decision To Buy It
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Like the flash on Agent J's neuralyzer, a local man perused the selections at his local bottleshop this afternoon...
Gold Coast Girl Posts Heartfelt Tribute To Man Who Inspired Her Fake Chanel Handbag From Bali
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Local Gold Coast retail employee Ash Moore (31) says the sky is feeling a bit heavier today.
Ash says all the fashion choices she...
Labor Folds And Announces Boomers Can Trade Franking Credits For Pieces Of Bleached Coral
INGRID DOULTON| Culture | Contact
Federal Labor has proven once again that they're simply the diet version of the Coalition this morning by announcing that...
Office Millennial Takes A Break From The Suicide Jokes After Full Moon Recharges Her Crystals
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Scout Kitchwell (20), a resident millennial at a local outdoor marketing company has today shocked her coworkers after managing to last the entire...
Lean Cuisines Attempt To Charm Local Bigfella Away From The Chicken Kievs And Party Pies
COLIN STEIN | Frozen Goods| Contact
A Betoota Heights big chief has spoken of how a TV dinner tried to lure him away from his...
“So Much For A Drought” Laughs Shorten While Inspecting Bore-Irrigated Nature Strip Out West
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While February has seen farmers in parts of western Queensland saw their stock drown and die from exposure in disastrous flood conditions which...
Farmer Wants A Wife Producers ‘Struggling’ To Find Someone Prepared To Marry Cotton Grower
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The producers of Farmer Wants A Wife have admitted they've had a hard time trying to find someone prepared...
