Peter Dutton Hires Billy McFarland As Director Of Christmas Island Processing Centre
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After being impressed by how many unwitting people he managed to trap on the Bahamian island of Great Exuma during his failed 2017...
Local Boomers Need TV Volume On 60 But Can Still Hear Wine Bar Two Blocks Over
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A pair of social, economic and political handbrakes on our progressive desert community have told The Advocate this morning...
Putin Politely Declines The Nightwatchman’s Request To Interfere In Our Election
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The Coalition Government have today announced that they are now ready to hand over to Labor, after even the Russians have deciding against...
R Kelly and Chris Brown Announced As Pre-Match Entertainment For 2019 NRL Grand Final
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In a desperate bid to resurrect their once wholesome and family friendly image, the NRL have today decided to spend big dollars...
Gifted Local Student Looks Forward To A Life Of Failing To Live Up To Everyone’s Expectations
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A gifted and talented youngster at Saint Brett's Cathedral School in Betoota Heights has told The Advocate this afternoon...
Local Man’s Life Deteriorates To The Point Where He’s Started To Make His Own Hot Sauces
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For a brief moment earlier this year, a local man let himself believe that this year was going to...
PM Reveals Parliament Cyber Attack Happened Because Nobody Updated Norton Internet Security
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The Prime Nightwatchman of Australia has fronted reporters today in Canberra where he answered a number of questions surrounding...
City Worker Desecrates Body By Having A Full-Strength Coke With His $10 Lunch Special
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Looking to keep the party going, a mildly unpopular city worker hasn't given his sickly meat bag of a...
Unimpressive Bloke Accompanying Hottest Chick At The Beach Definitely An Insta-Photographer
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An noticeably overweight man wearing jeans and joggers on the beach has today sparked a wave of confusion for nearby sunbakers today,...
Gold Coast Builders Prepare For Indefinite Hiatus On Roofing Work On The Back Of Cyclone Oma
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The South-East Corner's construction industry are today reorganising their project timelines around the fact that they won't be able to get a...
