Clive Palmer Moves Overseas In Latest Bid To Make Australia Great Again
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Political hopeful Clive Palmer has today announced that he's permanently moving to the New Caledonian capital, Nouméa, in his...
Local Anti-Vaxxer Urges People To Do Their Own Research Into Carseats
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A Betoota Heights mother-of-three has taken to social media this afternoon to urge the rest of our town to...
NSW Premier Calls In Riot Squad After A Hunky Kevin Bacon Is Spotted Dancing In Kings Cross
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The NSW government's countless policies aimed at sending music festival organisers bankrupt and creating impossible restrictions for licensed venues to operate within the...
Man’s Romantic Memories Of Student Life Gloss Over The Devon Logs He Lived Off
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Looking back through the marijuana smog to a simpler time when domestic arguments were settled with the Xbox and...
Dead Pigeon In Rugby Australia’s Carpark Currently Doing More For The Game Than Entire Organisation
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A flying rat that was run over and killed in Rugby Australia's carpark has been found to be working...
“Gross” Says Nation
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An increasing majority of Australian's say they're just about ready to get the guillotine out today after horrible, disgusting...
Uncle Tony X Gives Laurie Daley The Day Off And Takes Over At All Stars Training Camp
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After spending a week lurking around the grandstand in the All Stars training facility in Melbourne, Uncle Tony X has today decided that...
City Worker Pushing Bike By The Seat Not Impressing Anybody
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While the clumsy peasants walking toward him parted like the Red Sea, a local finance worker pushed his bespoke...
Cattle Industry Consider Planting A Refugee In Winton To Get Some Fucken Government Attention
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With Outback Queensland now in clean-up and recovery mode following the flood crisis where floodwaters inundated an area greater than the size of...
Peter Dutton Orders Immediate Medical Evacuation Of Pregnant Au Pair From Adelaide Hills
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In a clear cut example of how generous Australia is willing to be to people who came here the right way, Peter Dutton...
