Katter Reignites Croc Cull Debate After Watching Documentary Called Happy Gilmore
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The Member for Kennedy, Bob Katter, called a press conference this morning to tell reporters that the royal commission...
Indonesian People Smugglers Get The Gang Back Together With Epic Montage
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A group of formerly-retired Indonesian people smugglers has got the band back together this afternoon through an epic montage...
Thousands Of Refugees Inspired By Biloela Family To Flee Their War-Torn Countries, Get Lost At Sea, Get Caught By Border Force, Spend An Entire Childhood In Sweltering Offshore Detention...
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After spending her entire life avoiding being tortured and killed by a tyrannical terrorist organisation that has taken control of her home country...
Nightwatchman Curses Shorten After Banging Shin On Coffee Table
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With a slice of Vegemite toast dangling from his mouth, the Nightwatchman cried out to his Chief-of-Staff sitting downstairs...
21 Savage Finds Work In The Australian Recruitment Sector
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Lawyers for the world-famous Atlanta rapper 21 Savage have today revealed new developments in the 26-year-olds current citizenship saga that has seen him...
Complimentary Second Egg On Brekky Roll Actually A Bit Much
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A local cafe-owner has today shown a very unnecessary act of generosity by increasing the temperature and messiness of a brekky roll by...
Man Under Impression Blue Clothes Peg Is Keeping His Smoking Addiction A Secret
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Taking a leaf out of Jason Bourne's book, a French Quarter man has revealed to The Advocate that he's...
Inner-City Leftie Held Hostage For Hours After Junkie Falls Asleep Outside
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Local inner-city leftie, Jeremy Fitzperdown (35) says he's all for public housing, but seriously?
After three years in Betoota's rapidly gentrifying French Quarter, Jeremy...
Splendour In the Grass Forced To Spend $2M Removing Bindis From Venue To Keep Everyone Safe
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The organisers of one of the Northern Rivers' biggest employers and most notable tourist attractions, Splendour In The Grass, have today been told...
Dutton Throws Rock Off Bruce Highway Overpass In Bid To Reconnect With His Electorate
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Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has flown home to Brisbane this afternoon from Canberra in a bid to reconnect...
