Local Woman Sighs And Lets Herself Believe That A McChicken Is A Healthy Option
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A road-tripping young lady has successfully convinced herself this afternoon that a medium McChicken meal is a healthier option...
Uncle Tony X Surprised You Mob Didn’t Figure Out He Was A Gay Rights Sleeper Cell Sooner
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Former Prime Minister and respected Northern Beaches community elder, Uncle Tony X has returned to the headlines today to clarify the long-circling rumours...
Christopher Pyne Turned Away From Canberra Hotel For Wearing Jelly Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Local media is reporting that Defence Minister Christopher Pyne was allegedly turned away from a Canberra hotel overnight after...
The Nightwatchman Sends His New $50B Fleet Of Submarines To Cloncurry To Drop Off Some Hay
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With cattle families in central and North West Queensland currently watching a seven year drought turn into a disastrous once-in-a-lifetime flood, Prime Minister...
Entire Justice System Outsmarted By Bloke With Parramatta Eels Logo In Facebook Photo
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Local hospital orderly, Curtis Shayler (32) has today undermined the entire Far West Queensland justice system, from the courts right down to the...
Local Man Finds Himself Hooked On MAFS After Setting Much More Realistic Standards For Himself
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The producers of Married At First Sight have been urged to pat themselves on the back this afternoon by...
Tony Jones Begs Nation To Stop Referring To Him As ‘The Other Tony Jones’
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Television personality Tony Jones has pleaded with the nation this morning to stop referring to him as 'the other...
Shorten Admits He’s Uncool – But He’ll Never Be As Uncool As A Grown Man Riding A Scooter
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The Opposition Leader has taken the opportunity this morning in Canberra to tell journalists that he might be considered...
Retired Rugby League Star Torn Between Opening An F45 Or Training For Heavyweight Boxing Match
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A recently retired NRL journeyman has today reached that cross roads in life that all rugby league players reach once the bright lights...
Greens Call For Immediate Ban On Floods After 300,000 Head Of Cattle Drown In The North West
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Greens Leader Richard Di Natale has fronted the media in Melbourne this morning calling for drastic action on flooding, and the cruel things...
