Suburban Family Finally Reaches Upper Middle Class Status With Purchase Of SodaStream
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A heartwarming story has broken deep within Betoota Heights today as the Ballis family now move up a rung in the hierarchal class...
NSW Premier Says Mountain Sounds Festival Is More Than Welcome To Relocate To Star Casino
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has today made an attempt at combating the fact that she has swayed ever closer to losing the vote...
Rockstar Games Announce The Release Of Long Awaited GTA: NRL Off-Season
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The proverbial binfire of a 2019 off-season for The Greatest Game Of All appears to have attracted the attention of a prominent New...
Hardstyle Festival Approved After Agreeing To Controversial Pokie Tent
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As festival promoters abandon New South Boomerstan in droves, one hardstyle music festival has been greenlit for Sydney after...
Club DJ Screams For Help As ‘Remix To Ignition’ Pops Up On Playlist While He’s At The Bar
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Local club DJ and occasional club promoter, DJ Screwy, has today suffered a fate worse than living in Sydney as a club DJ.
It...
Inner-City Snorkel Lies Dormant Until The Day Road To Local Private School Is Underwater
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An aftermarket snorkel kit on an inner-city Land Rover Discovery has told The Advocate this morning that he's ready...
New 3D Map Shows Sharp Increase In NRL Players’ iPhones At Bottom Of Sydney Harbour
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A freelance team of underwater geomapping experts have today revealed some of the spectacular 3D images of the Harbour floor and its surprising...
Sydney Real Estate Rushes To Post Belated Happy New Year Wishes To His Overlords
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A Sydney man with literally no Chinese friends, who sells property in an affluent suburb entirely made up of old rich retirees and...
Jesus Christ Dobs In Mike Baird To ICAC Hotline
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Popular celestial being, Jesus H Christ, has reportedly phoned the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) Hotline this afternoon to...
“I Wish I Knew How To Quit You” Whispers Gallen During Unconventionally Intimate Weigh-In
After weeks of a tension and sass, things finally popped off today when Paul Gallen and John Hopoate came face-to-face for weigh in ahead...
