Fairfax-Nine Merger Sees Peter FitzSimons Forced To Write History Of Australian Hooning
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Nine Entertainment Co columnist and author, Peter FitzSimons, has tentatively announced this afternoon that his next book will delve...
Cowboys Begin Pre-Season With Big Focus On Aqua Aerobics
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It may only be February, but the North Queensland Toyota Cowboys' preparations for the 2019 season are already underway, with the club kicking...
Liberals Consider Bringing Back The Fishnets To Woo Errant Lady Voters
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"Kevin has a great set of pins on him and I've heard he's into some pretty heavy shit. Like...
New Farm Yuppie Finds Herself Rich And Bored Enough To Complain About Lime Scooters
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An inner-Brisbane stay-at-home mother of two school-aged Aryan princesses has today urged her husband to talk to one of those councillors he always...
Liam Neeson Rumoured To Have Signed On As Lead In Upcoming Action Thriller Biopic ‘The Cosh’
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Northern Irish silverfox heart throb, Liam Neeson, is set to star in new action thriller vaguely based on the story he regretfully told...
Today Becomes Cheat Day As Party Food Platter Greets Local Man At Office Farewell
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He told our reporters that he wanted to start going to the gym in January - but he didn't...
Impulsive Purchase Of Sleeper Van Fails To Mend Broken Heart
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Keeley Benson's cool new plan of buying a van and maybe driving it around Australia has today proven to not be enough of...
Fisherman Can’t Decide Which Lure To Buy After Slipping Down To Pick Up Some Leader
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The kingfish are biting in Lake Betoota at the moment and one local fisherman doesn't want to be caught...
Clive Palmer Concedes Defeat Against IKEA Dining Chair
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A confused and lost Clive Palmer took to social media today to concede defeat against a tricky IKEA dining...
21 Savage Arrested By Immigration Officials After Tweeting About The Ashes
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Rapper and producer 21 Savage was arrest yesterday in Atlanta over claims he was born in the United Kingdom...
