Young Liberal Writes Off Another Afternoon Browsing The Tie Bars At David Jones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A 24-year-old local finance worker took lunch today at 1pm and he hasn't been back to the office yet.
Not...
Todd Greenberg Happy To Finally Get All Of This Year’s Scandals Out Of The Way
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With the announcement that that particular news story about something that happened in the NRL has been completely resolved, NRL CEO Todd Greenberg...
Labor Shocked That Policy Of Taking Money Away From Rich Boomers Is Polling Well
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In what political analysts have described as a watered-down version of The Green's controversial 'Death to Boomers' policy, Bill...
Local Mortgage Broker Hospitalised After Being Thrown Under Bus By Royal Commission
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A South Betoota mortgage broker has miraculously survived being thrown under a bus by the banking Royal Commission this...
Townsville Army Boys Rewarded For Their Help During The Flood With Some Ripper Tinder Photos
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The news that flash flooding has once again hit Townsville and its surrounding towns has rattled the deep North overnight, as emergency crews...
People Committing Crimes Should Face Criminal Charges, Finds 14-Month-Long Royal Commission
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
After a 14-month long inquiry, the nation has been informed that people doing criminal things should, in fact, face the courts.
The news...
Local Good Son Wears Hideous Shirt Mother Gave Him For Christmas The Next Time He Sees Her
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Though he's fucked up and disappointed his mother many, many times before, a loveable but ultimately hopeless local man...
Gladys Berejiklian Conducts Own Research Into Pill Testing At Laneway Festival
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian is reportedly 'too scat' to front the media today with her findings from research conducted at yesterday's Laneway Festival...
Bloke With Brady Jersey Over Shirt Starting To Slow Down After Naughty 70 Minute Lunch Break
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A local big time American sports fan who isn't really into low quality Australian domestic football codes, is now starting to show signs...
Johnathan Thurston Spotted Walking Back From Shops On 2-Metre High Flood Waters In Townsville
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Droves of of Townsville residents were evacuated and several others were caught in floodwaters last night after the city's dam floodgates were fully...
