Millions Of US Superbowl Viewers Tune Into Day 4 Of The Test For A Bit Of Action
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Audiences across America are abandoning coverage of the 2019 Super Bowl in their millions this afternoon - with many...
Sydney Dance Group ‘Justice Crew’ Blow Away US Audiences During Super Bowl Halftime Show
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Australia's premier pop-n-lock dance troupe and vaguely musical act Justice Crew have wowed global audiences today.
The iconic performance crew from Western Sydney...
Report: Andrew Symonds Unable To Be More North Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by the Northern Australia Infrastructure Facility has found that former Australian cricketer, Andrew Symonds, is unable to be more of...
Board Members Of BHP Unblock David Attenborough On Twitter To See What All The Fuss Is About
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Aside from the unavoidable snippet while flicking through TV channels, the top dogs at BHP had successfully removed David Attenborough from their lives....
Man In BBL Mascot Costume Glad Kids Can’t See His Tears Through The Suit
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A lot of choices have to be made in life for us to end up where we are right now, and one South...
New Neighbours Must Own A Cake Store Or Something
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Brad and Judy Lanetti awoke to quite a pleasant surprise this morning when they discovered that their new neighbours are a group of...
“Are Those For Me” Local Creep Asks Florist
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local IT technician, who no one would be sending flowers to, has today asked a florist in his office if the bouquet...
Local Mum And Local Drug Dealer Bond Over Their Shared Love Of Subarus
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
An unlikely bond has formed between a mother of 3 and a local cocaine and ecstasy dealer this afternoon at a mutual friend’s...
Opinion: Here’s Why Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Correct Opinion | Contact
My mum always used to say to me, “Son, opinions are like assholes; if someone ever tries to touch yours, kick,...
Greens Hand Out “Eeny Meeny Miny Mo” How To Vote Cards
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
While the nation awaits the impending federal election with the enthusiasm usually reserved for an emerging kidney stone, The Greens have taken...
