3rd Grade Winger In Full-Length Skins Not Doing Himself Any Favours With The Opposition Crowd
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local outside back is not helping himself this afternoon it's been confirmed.
That confirmation came after Bedourie Bulldogs number 14 Blake Ashfyord...
Collingwood Man Drastically Changes His Position Regarding Bouncers During Ben Simmons Debate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Collingwood Magpies supporter named Kayden Watts has confirmed that he's changed his tune on security guards drastically over the last couple of...
Airport Camilla Store Prepares For Rush After Delayed Gold Coast And Bali Flights Announcement
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A flight delay is usually cause for stress, hatred and outspoken women named Deborah.
However, in the Betoota airport this afternoon there is one...
Pop Celebrates Backyard Footy Try As If Grandsons Didn’t Purposely Miss Putting Shots On
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local grandad Ernie Horton (78) took a moment to re-live his youth after scoring a try during a family game of backyard footy.
After...
Siddle Recalled On Condition He Stops Sending Plant-Based Diet Propaganda To Team WhatsApp
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some breaking news out of the United Kingdom, it is looking increasingly likely that Peter Siddle may get an Ashes recall for...
Local 3rd Grade Prop Has A Pretty Good Idea What Childbirth Feels Like
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Betoota Dolphins front-rower has confirmed to The Advocate that he's got a fair inkling about what it feels like to bring another...
Worthwhile Conversation Takes Place At Indoor Cricket Facility
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Betoota locals are in a state of shock today, after learning that two people engaged in a discussion that may somehow be beneficial...
Uh Oh! Watch Our Website Get Taken Down By A DDoS Attack For Saying Sun Yang Is A Drug Cheat!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
EDITORIAL
Historically, whenever The Advocate writes articles about a certain part of the world being unsavoury or doing unsavoury things,...
Brisbane Lions Now Playing Well Enough For Bob Katter To Acknowledge The AFL’s Existence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In the greatest endorsement of the Brisbane Lions premiership credentials yet, Bob Katter has donned the team's scarf today.
With the Lions sitting...
Bulldogs Begin Checking Out Extremely Visible City Pubs For September 9 Mad Monday Location
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs have today decided to get on top of some club admin.
With the season pretty much over for the 'Dogs...
