Must-See New Documentary Explores Widely Held Theory That Sam Newman Is A Cunt
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Football media identity Sam Newman is actually quite a cunt, like you had always thought, that's according to heartbreaking new documentary that was...
Ben Simmons Celebrates Lucrative Contract Upgrade With Timeshare Cabin Cruiser At Bells Beach
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Ben Simmons is set to become the highest-paid Australian athlete in history, and he's celebrating in style.
Simmons has agreed to sign a...
Gold Coast Titans Reportedly Set To Sign U14’s Logan Brothers Coach On $15 Million Contract
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In some breaking news out of the nation's glitter strip, it is being reported that that the Gold Coast Titans have lined up...
Report: Well That Was A Waste Of 7 Weeks
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In a damning report released earlier this morning, it has been confirmed that the last 7 weeks have been a complete waste of...
Australia’s Hopes For National Sporting Success Now Pinned On Wallabies
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In a frightening prospect for our country, national hopes for sporting success are now pinned on the national Rugby Union team.
Following months...
CSIRO: Anyone North Of Wagga Who Says They Don’t Like Rugby League Are Lying
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that the bastard child of soccer's evolution into rugby is now the most entertaining brand...
Freddy Quietly Admits He’s Very Nervous About Mercury Entering Retrograde Ahead Of Game 3
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Brad Fittler has opened up about his deepest concern ahead of the series-deciding Origin game tonight.
The somewhat unconventional Aquarius has revealed that he's...
Corey Norman Hits Up Maroons For A Spot On The Sleeve
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Queensland Maroons debutante Corey Norman has taken little time to start feeling at home in the Origin set up this week.
After shadowing...
Ash Barty Spotted Giving Aussie Pace Bowlers A Work Out In The Nets On Arvo Off
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In sensational news out of the English capital of London, it can be confirmed that World Number 1 tennis player Ash Barty...
Shark Park Forced To Start Stocking Penfolds
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Having convinced the nation he knows as much about footy as he does running a country, Prime Minister Scott Morrison is now locked...
